Defying Gravity!

batcrooks:

xcgirl08:

battybravery:

YOU KNOW HOW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND CALM WHEN THEY SEE A MOBILE

SO APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES BIRDS OF PREY FLYING OVERHEAD THAT COULD POTENTIALLY CARRY THEM OFF

IT’S A EVOLUTIONARY PRECEDENT SO THAT IF THE BABY STAYS STILL THE BIRD WON’T NOTICE AND EAT IT

BABIES DON’T LIKE MOBILES

THEY’RE FUCKING TERRIFIED

I am more than a bit disturbed by how hard I laughed at this. 

I LOVE THIS

dennys:

Walk up to the club like what up let’s go to Denny’s instead.

laugh-addict:

 

Mom, he broke my heart:

Mom, I got an F:

Mom, I had a fight with my best friend:

Mom, I have exams soon and I don’t know where to start:

REBLOG EVERY TIME I SEE THIS.